Things Your Laundry Service Wants You to Know

…but we’ll never tell you!

There are two types of laundry service customers: the good ones and the ones who need to be blah blah blah

the best thing i've ever spent my money on: pickup and delivery laundry service
— Kiara Alfonseca (@kiaraalfonseca) May 11, 2021

a good prank would be to fill a laundry bag full of poop and drop it off for laundry service
— Stephanie Max (@StuphMax) May 29, 2013

Taking your pants and underwear off separately is always appreciated.

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Really no better feeling than coming home and taking your pants and underwear off.
— big wig (@sheis_G) May 8, 2021

2. The stains were there already.

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normalize bibs…i’m tired of getting my nice shirts stained
— ariel 🦋 (@ArielOkay) May 10, 2021

3. Is there anything else you can think of that might be making those pants feel like they’ve shrunk?

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The best part of using a laundry service is that when your clothes don't fit you can just claim they shrunk. #studyabroadprobs
— Bernadette Martinez (@Life_of_b) March 19, 2013

4. We learn a lot about you based on how often you wash your sheets.

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Fact: 30% of people only wash their bed sheets once a year

🤯😱🤢🤮☠
— Mythsa 😷🌊📬🇺🇸 (@Mythsas) May 11, 2021

5. Our laundry bags are not trash bags.

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i know i said i was gonna do laundry but i’m gonna throw it in a trash bag and call it good
— Brooks (@brooksdanielsn) May 9, 2021

6. Nobody took the cash out of your pocket. You spent that two weeks ago.

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My laundry service stole my new lulu’s 😩
— Somebody’s Daughter (@karmamegs) June 4, 2020

7. It’s a knock off. And, it’s not priceless.

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My laundry service lost some of my favorite clothes #firstworldproblems
— Nick Keleher (@nickkeleher) February 12, 2013

8. We’ve seen worse…

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ive been acting like my dirty laundry ain’t dirty if i fold it right
— moonboy ☾ (@moonboy_max) May 10, 2021